Steve Jobs’ Prayer

Steve Jobs who art in heaven
Powered be thy products
Our station come, thy updates be done
In life as they are in the lab
Give us this day our continuous news feed
And let us like  a status
As others like our statuses
Leave us not in ignorance
And deliver the stuff we ordered
For thine is the iPhone, the iPod and the iPad
And every other iThing
Amen

(With apologies to God)